Before We Connect

Please refrain from contacting me via Twitter about appointment scheduling, as it could jeopardize both of our accounts. To arrange an appointment, kindly use the designated booking form.

Respectful Boundaries

I ask that you arrive at our appointment clear-minded and respectful. Please honor any boundaries I set without insistence. Any inappropriate, aggressive, or uncomfortable behavior will result in an immediate end to the appointment, without a refund, and could lead to placement on a national blacklist.

Gifting Etiquette

For outcalls, please place an unsealed envelope with the donation in plain view in the bathroom before I arrive. For incalls, kindly leave the envelope on the dining table upon arrival and take a moment to freshen up in the restroom.

For public settings, please present the donation discreetly, such as inside a book, gift bag, or greeting card. If paying electronically, kindly complete the payment within 5 minutes of meeting. Please note that we will not discuss the donation, and I won’t receive it directly by hand.

Hygiene & Comfort

A fresh, clean appearance greatly enhances our experience together. Please arrive showered, with clean hands and fresh breath. If you’d like to refresh upon arrival, simply let me know in advance, and I’ll prepare a fresh towel set for you.